Ten Years and Counting

Today marks 10, yes I said 10, years of wedded bliss.  It was this day, those many years ago when the LW decided she could no longer live without me.  She took one good long look at me and said, "Yes, he must be mine.  I need to snap up that tall drink of water before some other woman sees him and tries to steal him away."

There are numerous versions of our courtship, but that is the one that sticks out the most.